February 2012
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Violence
I was growling at no weight loss this week. The Weight Watchers team leader started giving me her pep talk and the woman weighing me in knew I was about to put hands around her ‘today is a new day’ neck.
Weigh In
Weighing in.
Stand by.
Up a pound.
Happy President’s Day to you, too.
“Do not stop at Cafe Teramo. Do not eat cannoli. Do not stop at Cafe Teramo. Do...”
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Weigh In
Weighing in.
Stand by.
9 pounds.
Do and the scale will follow.
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Stairs
Equinox Gym makes you walk up 1,700 flights of stairs to get to the treadmills.
Taking the elevator would be bad, huh?
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Intimidated
So, in case you don’t know I like to be the best at everything I do.
I’m not the best at weight loss. I’m really not the best at working out.
Sitting outside Equinox Gym watching Greek athletic gods come in and out. I’ve never been more intimidated to walk in a door.
Do it anyway, You.
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McDiet
I’ve finally reached the place where the nuggets I want are health and energy.
Pretty sure you don’t dip those in barbecue sauce.
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Diet or Lifestyle Change
Any of you pretending this isn’t a diet must be smoking those baby carrots.
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Up
Weighing in.
Stand by.
Up a pound from last week.
Don’t anybody talk to me.
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